Holy smokes, these Salesforce contractor resumes are killing me softly.

It’s gotten so bad, I’m now seeing job responsibilities copied and pasted from Salesforce news articles, blogs, tutorials, and other random Google search results.

To find peace, singing some Fugees to myself definitely helps.

If you’re running into similar situations with your recruiting efforts, you may want to try this approach too.

Start here:

“Yo, L-Boog, take me to the bridge

Woah

Woah-oah-ah-ah-ah uh, uh

La-la-la, la, la, la

Woah, la

Woah, la (ha, ha, ha, ha)

La-ah-ah-ah-ah

Strumming my pain with his fingers (yes, he was singing my life)

Singing my life with his words

Killing me softly with his song

Killing me softly with his song

Telling my whole life with his words

Killing me softly with his song”