Salesforce Contract Recruiting – will the real Salesforce Developer, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

“We’re going to have a problem here…”

Received 2 Salesforce resumes this past week – Same name, same certifications, same trailhead link, some of the same previous company names, but with totally different responsibilities at each respective company.

Along with different email addresses and different phone numbers.

So, at this point, I really have no idea who I’d actually be speaking with.

I realize the cert dumps have been a problem for awhile, this seems to be next level, especially pointing me back to their certs/trailheads.

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If you’re an Eminem fan, let’s just swap Slim Shady in the below lyrics with “Salesforce Developer”.

“‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?”

The Real Slim Shady (year released: 2000).

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